22 Things That Look Absolutely Delicious Even Though They’d Kill You

11. A long yellow hose.

Nothing better than a forever banana.

12. Bouncy balls.

Twitter: @ForbiddenSnack
I used to think about eating one of these all the time, but I never did it. Probably why I’m still alive today.

13. Those liquid tube things.

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I’ll be honest, eating isn’t the only thing I thought about doing to these.


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Sorry, I can’t play Dungeons & Dragons. I ate my icosahedron.

15. String instrument resign.

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Spread it on a violin, spread it on some toast. If you find a mosquito trapped inside, extract the blood from it and recreate dinosaurs.