26. How will they ever understand?
“I was writing a title in Spanish and one of my classmates goes, ‘Woah, are you sure that’s Spanish? The letters look just like English letters.'”
27. Drugs, all the drugs.
“I dated a girl that insisted scientists teleported stuff all the time. The only reason we didn’t teleport living things was that they reverted to their ‘baby state’ and had no memories.”
28. Imagine trying to explain buffalo wings to them.
“An ex of mine argued that chickens were in fact mammals because they have breasts and obviously use said breasts to nurse their young. I can’t even.”
29. The majestic Island of Alaska.
“Why is Alaska cold and Hawaii hot if they’re both next to each other?” Girl I was in the military with. Some US maps have Alaska in its own frame next to Hawaii to save space. She believed Alaska was its own frozen island literally next to Hawaii.
If I remember correctly, she also believed lions were the males and tigers the females of one species.
30. Her poor kids.
Conversation I had in the break room at work:
Coworker: “My doctor says I need to eat more iron. Isn’t that, like, a metal? Why would I eat metal? I don’t think he knows what he’s talking about.” Middle aged woman. Has two kids.