21. If the CD fits…
“When I worked at a Best Buy back in the 90’s a lady wanted a certain software program, I asked if she had windows or a mac and she said a mac. I told her we didn’t have it for that. She found it for a PC and threw it in my face and acted like I was dumb and couldn’t find it for her. I said ‘yes but you said you have a mac, and that is for a PC windows.’ She flourished the box in my face and said, ‘It’s a CD! IT WILL FIT IN ANY COMPUTER!!’ I said, ‘you’re right’ and just walked away.”
22. Elevators can be tricky.
“I was in an elevator with my girlfriend on the second floor, and when we pressed the 1st floor button, it wouldn’t go down for some reason. She was convinced it was because we were actually already on the first floor because she thought the plastic star next to the button which designates the main floor was there to tell us which floor we were on. I asked her what she thought the star would do if we went up a floor, and she realized her mistake.”
23. I feel bad for Marcus.
“Got a phone call once that went like this: Them: ‘Hi, is this Marcus?’ Me: ‘No. I think you have the wrong number.’ Them: ‘Well if I have the wrong number, why the f*ck did you pick up? Blanking idiot!’ Slam.”
24. HBO probably weighs a lot.
“I was moving with my ex once and had to move a plasma tv and a smaller tube tv. The tube tv was easily a hundred pounds while the plasma was roughly twenty. When I told my ex to get the plasma because it weighed less, she responded with, ‘ I’m not falling for that, the plasma weighs way more, it has so many more channels.'”
25. Is this genius or insanity?
“On the phone with a coworker out stationed at another office. Her: ‘Yeah, I’m all out of paper for the copier. Can you fax me some? ‘ Me: ‘Yeah, I’ll get right on tha…wait, what?'”