11. How dare she label a cow by it’s color.
I was on a road trip with my wife and I had just woken up and I remarked “Hey look, cows.”. She honestly responded “Those arent cows, they arent black and white.”. I laughed, thought she was joking. Nope. Straight up thought all cows were black and white.
12. Have to love an intelligent conversation.
Not me, but a friend. She’s from the Philippines and she legitimately got asked if she lived in the trees when she was there.
13. Legolas is actually a figure from prehistoric history.
I once had a conversation with a co-worker who told me that they wished they had lived back in medieval times because it would have been fun to battle orcs and dragons (this was right when the Lord of the Rings movies were coming out and were very popular). At first, I assumed he was saying he would like to live in the LOTR universe. After a minute, I had a sudden realization. I came to realize he meant that he thought dragons and orcs and things like that really existed at one time. I (and several of our co-workers) spent the rest of the day, and months after, trying to convince him that wasn’t the case. He strongly believed that during the dinosaur age there were also dragons, orcs, trolls etc and we were fighting them with swords and knights.
14. They’re at the coolest prison around.
We were watching the ID channel about a couple of murderers that were executed. During the reenactment scenes, dude next to me says “That’s cool that they let them out of prison to film this.”
15. I hope his partner knows he’s pregnant.
Former male coworker was talking about various health problems in the office. He said that he checked his symptoms with WebMD and that one of the closest matches was gestational diabetes, but he couldn’t find any cases of men getting it.