6. It also looks like Batman, so that’s cool.
The spork is “the devil’s utensil” because it is the amalgamation of the masculine fork and the feminine spoon and is trying to blur gender lines in society.
7. Basically identical situations.
My sister and I were at my dad’s house for his birthday dinner. My sister had brought her kids-my 4-year old niece and 2-month old twin boys. My sister was exhausted, she had hardly slept in the last 2-months and coming to dinner was the first time out of the house in awhile. She looked like crap, but was happy to be there with lots of family to take care of the kids for a couple hours. My step-monster, who has never had kids, asks her “Are you tired?” She replies “Uh, yeah. the pregnancy was hard, I had complications from the c-section, they are not good sleepers or eaters, I’m always breastfeeding one of them, it’s been a very hard couple months. I’m always taking care of one of them.” Step-monster replies, “Oh, that is hard. It sounds like when our dog was a puppy and we were kennel training her.” Everyone turned to look at her, mouths agape, including my dad. She wasn’t kidding. My sister says “Yup. It’s exactly like that.”
8. Isn’t watered down water the worst?
I was waiting tables and a customer asked me for a water to go. “But no ice please, I have a long drive and I don’t want it to get watered down.” I started to laugh but realized she was serious. So I repeated the order politely, “Okay, water, no ice?” thinking maybe she had meant to order a soda or tea or something and had misspoken. But no. She genuinely just didn’t want any ice to melt in her water and water down her water…
9. Is this clever or stupid? I’m not sure.
Until I was a month shy of 22, I thought the seven seas were actually the seven Cs (continents).
10. It’s science guys, read about it.
“Soil erosion was caused by dinosaurs because they were so big and heavy” – year 10 geography.