We’ve all heard of resting b*tch face – when an individual has a scowl or mean look on their face normally. But, forget that sh*t, I’ve always been told I have “resting nice face.” The type of face that makes old people want to come up to me and initiate a conversation about my “kind eyes,” and ask me to reach things in the grocery store for them. While it’s pretty adorable that people think I’m such a kind, generous and caring person – the truth is, I’m a total a**hole most of the time. So, don’t let this nice face fool you, I’m not trying to watch your toddler while you run into the bank really quickly.
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My epitaph should read, "She helped old people find stuff at Target." #restingniceface
— Ellen McEvoy (@ellenchart) December 21, 2016
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https://twitter.com/SoSpacetastic/status/731882376876412929
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https://twitter.com/LeahDworsky/status/833035136048439297
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https://twitter.com/caitlinoffstage/status/810243494363140098?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Ftheberry.com%2F2017%2F11%2F30%2F14-problems-only-people-with-resting-nice-face-know-to-be-true%2F
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https://twitter.com/StraussDanielle/status/754333600267505664