Getting married is a beautiful celebration of love and a uniting of blah blah blah blah.
Look, people are taking s*** way too seriously lately. Weddings are fine but why can’t people just relax and have some fun with their pictures? Why does the world need to see you on a dock at sunset, gazing into each others eyes like a pair of psychopaths that just found each other in the bingo hall.
Enter Jesse McLaren, a former Colbert writer who decided to shoot his sisters wedding photos and hide Pennywise the clown in every photo.
See? Doesn’t that just immediately make you thankful? Aren’t you glad to live in a world where big brothers are there to keep you from taking yourself so seriously? Why can’t everyone in the White House have a big brother keeping their s*** in perspective?
Here are the photos:
My sister asked me to shoot her engagement pics so I hid Pennywise the Clown in every photo. Countdown until she notices. pic.twitter.com/Z7QZPsq2ym
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) October 22, 2017
And here they are one at a time for your full enjoyment.
Awesome. If only we all had a terrifying evil clown to support us on our big day.
Of course, the internet quickly reacted in sheer horror and respect:
— Ray Thompson (@rathompson01) October 22, 2017
Legitimately hollering with laughter. Once she kills you, I will honor your spirit.
— The Comic-Con DoOM (@hannibaltabu) October 22, 2017
That’s a good brother!
— Wilbur Podgeway (@WilburPodgeway) October 22, 2017
While others were a little too preoccupied with the groom-to-be’s choice of cargo shorts:
Her fiancé is wearing pants from the Gap. She deserves this.
— Bella Bee (@SmileyYYC) October 22, 2017
Is the groom wearing cargo shorts?
— Russell Rutkowski (@TripleRbucky) October 22, 2017
Truly terrifying. Cargo shorts in engagement photos.
— Erin J Forbes (@ejayeff) October 22, 2017
She should marry Pennywise instead. At least the clown dresses appropriately.
— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) October 22, 2017