While dogs give their love freely, you have to earn it from a cat, and even then it doesn’t guarantee they won’t be complete and total jerks. They’ll bring dead creatures into your house. They’ll knock your freshly poured drink off the table just for fun. They’ll even completely ignore you but demand your attention the second they desire it. Do they feel bad about any of this? Not even a little.
1. Doesn’t respect anyone who has a job.
2. At least you’ll get a small break from their torment.
3. Seriously doubt the hamster had it coming.
4. Most definitely not sorry.
5. Go to hell, Freckle.
