Here Are The Most Utterly Absurd Sex Laws From Each State

Sex is weird enough, right? I mean it’s fun, but there’s lots of awkward moments, and weird smells and sounds. Is that just me? Am I doing it wrong?

Point is, the only thing that could make sex weirder is these arbitrary, hard to enforce, and totally real laws that states have on the books regarding sex, nudity, and the human body. Some of them are downright confusing. Like what was the situation that required someone to write a “Don’t kiss reptiles” law? That’s a story that I want to hear.

Maybe your state has a strange sex law that you’ve already broken. Find out below!

1. Alabama

2. Alaska

3. Arkansas

4. California

5. Colorado