Everyone’s family is a little bit weird in their own right. For some reason – at family gatherings – I catch myself (more than once) wondering, “Does anyone else’s family pull this sh*t?” Sometimes, my family is just too much to handle – I’m sure you feel that way about yours, too.
But, don’t worry. If you’re feeling extra bad about your weird, dysfunctional family – Twitter is here to make you feel way better. You think your family is bad? Just get a load of these people.
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In 2014 we decided to do something different for our Christmas card #MyFamilyIsWeird pic.twitter.com/bIzAraSKgY
— Monica Winters (@MoniWinters) July 19, 2017
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Each Christmas, we take "candid" laughing shots that are 100% ENTIRELY staged. #MyFamilyIsWeird pic.twitter.com/mobqq1LPCb
— Rebekah (@ARebekahE) July 19, 2017
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The other day my dad taught us the step dance routine he wants us to perform while carrying his casket to his grave #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Brie O'May (@brieomay) July 19, 2017
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My dad made me believe that Leonardo DiCaprio really died in the titanic and he had the actual footage #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Nikita (@sgtcurrypants) July 19, 2017
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my dad got pajama pants that said "Ho Ho Ho" for Christmas one year. Now our entire family calls pajamas "HoHos." #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Robert Taylor (@rktaylor628) July 19, 2017
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My mom wanted to spread my grandmom's ashes all over the U.S. so she bought dime bags to put her in. travel sized grandmom. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Ember ? (@emmmmmmber) July 19, 2017
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my dad sent this text in our family group chat #MyFamilyIsWeird pic.twitter.com/lZ5apd9jHw
— abigail (@abby_lampe) July 19, 2017
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We traditionally bang on the table every time we sing "Happy Birthday" due to the hangover my aunt had on her 21st birthday.#MyFamilyisWeird
— maura homerski (@maurahomerski) July 19, 2017
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My sister was pregnant with her 2nd child at the same time my mom was pregnant with her first. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Theresa (@tlcprincess) July 19, 2017
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When my brother and I are away at college, my mom sets our scarecrows at the dinner table to have as guests. #MyFamilyIsWeird pic.twitter.com/NOvsLgVFm5
— Olivia Swenson (@CptnSwan4TheWin) July 19, 2017
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When my dad belches, he says "Garth Brooks" as he does it. I didn't even know that was a person until much later in life. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Dorie Clair Lea (@dorieclair) July 19, 2017
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My mom took down the family pictures & replaced them w/ pics of Disneyland b/c she said Disneyland never disappointed her. #myfamilyisweird
— Tracy M (@dandelionmama) July 19, 2017
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My mother pretends she's the housekeeper when telemarketers call #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Elisa (@realmumrocks) July 19, 2017
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Every Thanksgiving my family plays a basketball game and the trophy is our late Aunt Jean's prosthetic leg. #MyFamilyIsWeird @jimmyfallon pic.twitter.com/F5T6NAM5KN
— Katherine Fraser (@katherine_fras) July 19, 2017
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My mom wanted to get my dog a baby highchair so she could eat dinner with us at the table #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Lauren (@lauren_flo_xo) July 19, 2017
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On the anniversary of Biggie's death, my mom pours liquor out on the yard and says, "and one for my homies…" #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Aaron Locklear (@AaronLocklear7) July 19, 2017
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My family includes 8 kids and we travel around in a bus while singing remixes of kid show theme songs #MyFamilyIsWeird pic.twitter.com/vK7e37Vka0
— Gabrielle Wills (@gab_wills) July 19, 2017
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When I went away to college, my parents gave me advice to "Avoid putting alcohol soaked tampons up my butt" #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Alex Michael (@ShorecommaAlex) July 19, 2017
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My dad still sucks his thumb.
He's 48 years old.#myfamilyisweird— Crystal Luz Perales (@CrystalLite05) July 19, 2017
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My grandma likes to dress up as a vampire on Valentine's day and deliver gifts to her grandkids as the "Valentine Vampire." #myfamilyisweird
— Andy Lovrak (@andylovrak) July 19, 2017
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My dad has five sisters and their names are Patrice, Laurice, Sharice, Terrice, and Kerrice. My dad's name is Jim #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Cassie Wisbang (@casshole1010) July 20, 2017
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My mom buys 2% milk & non-fat(0%). Then she mixes the two to make 1% milk. I keep telling her they sell 1% but she persists #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Kate baΓtles (@bbbartles) July 19, 2017
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My mom always makes important calls at the worst times. Like at the drive thru right before they take her order #MyFamilyIsWeird
— deb (@deborrrahh) July 19, 2017
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My brother lives in another state, so at parties we get out this giant lizard he won at the fair and pretend it's him #MyFamilyIsWeird pic.twitter.com/KZi9uL3jbi
— Piper (@piper_sea) July 19, 2017